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escalator overachiever

Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.
Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
by pseuzieq August 3, 2010
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Escalator Hesitator

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..
by silkist October 28, 2010
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Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."
by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014
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Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.
"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"
by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007
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excelator

Yakoob & Samra was on their excelator. This why we've private excelators for two!
by Universal-Truth-Homey November 29, 2018
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flat escalator

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013
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Detroit Escalator

The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.
The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.
by The Rocky Road Man April 25, 2010
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