A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.
girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."
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Kelly was shocked and appalled at walking in to find Steve in the act of emogazuming.
Kelly was shocked and appalled at walking in to find Steve in the act of emogazuming.
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(ee-moe-ger) Noun
1) An unattractive and/or obese person who attempts to wear emo-style clothing.
2) The combination of "emo" and "ogre" portraying a person who thinks he/she is emo but is in actuality an ugly poseur.
1) An unattractive and/or obese person who attempts to wear emo-style clothing.
2) The combination of "emo" and "ogre" portraying a person who thinks he/she is emo but is in actuality an ugly poseur.
Emo Girl: Did you see Xkym (the "x" is silent of course) this morning? God, she looks awful in those tight black pants.
Emo Boy: Yeah, she's a total emogre.
Emo Boy: Yeah, she's a total emogre.
by Gyp Charlatan June 14, 2008
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1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
by KajuNut January 11, 2016
Get the emojaculation mug.To leave an online competitive game ranting, raving, swearing at your team and opponents alike. Usually out of anger due to an event occuring within the game which you are unable to take responsibility for.
Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.
Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.
emoragequitter: why did you kill me you fucking tard?
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline
by emoragequitter August 10, 2009
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a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
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Emokarkat x John Egbert is canon in hs^3
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