by MONTHEFAMOUS April 25, 2019
Get the embomug. 
When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 21, 2014
Get the Alabama Embomug. "Hi daddy embo!"
by the battle pass November 15, 2023
Get the Embomug. 
Slang term for any form of cigarette, derived from "Marlboro" - the "em" from the M and the "bo" from boro.
"Yo dude, you got an embo on you real quick?"
"Fuck, I'm so stressed. I need to go smoke an embo right now."
"Fuck, I'm so stressed. I need to go smoke an embo right now."
by IronicKhan November 27, 2014
Get the embomug.