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Edwardo Retardo

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.
"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"
by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006
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edwardo

some one in love with a girl named Kali
He is such a Edwardo.
by chelsely garm June 15, 2008
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The Sean Elward

When a person is getting raped and they plan to bite off the penis. This person may be referded as "The Pony."
When You Would Use "The Sean Elward"

Ex. "If I was getting raped...i would just bite off the penis!"
by shoulderlien September 6, 2009
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Edwardo Dohertay

Most homosexual male teacher in the history of teachers.
P1: Yo this new teacher is so 'Edwardo Dohertay'
P2: Yeah dude, he sucks.
by 69glasspipeblazer September 3, 2020
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elwardelr

A small but chill anime tiktoker on the platform for mobile phones “TikTok”.
He is my mutual and i wish him well.
“elwardelr is goated!”
by .seris February 13, 2021
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Edwardo

Edwardo, a king of all kings. Born for greatness, he has a presence that captivates an entire room. He is neither the main character nor the villain, he is the entire show. Edwardo is naturally gifted at everything, sports, games, cooking, fighting, etc. he will always succeed. To an Edwardo, the word failure is nonsense because they don’t make mistakes, they make decisions.
Bro did you see that ?!?! That guy is a total Edwardo, he just nailed that on the first try !
by ChessNMac May 13, 2021
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Edwardo

Edwardo is very handsome man who gets all the ladies. Although he gets chicks his heart belongs to Valentino. He has a sidekick whom is names Doug. He strives to become the pirate king.
Girl: wow look at Edwardo he’s so hot

Girl: hands off be belongs to Valentino
by MrNormi July 28, 2021
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