elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing

Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)

elton john by jballadelahood June 11, 2006

Elton John

It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?

Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"

Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"

Elton John by Nantuckettrimmer May 12, 2014

Elton John

A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.

A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!

Elton John by TheWhisperingEyeOpener August 6, 2009

Elton John

Our Lord and saviour

“Dear Elton John, I love you so much, amen”

Elton John by MTVDude May 3, 2021

Elton John

An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight

Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"

Elton John by JGSR October 2, 2007

elton john

A talented musician who prefers wangs in his bum.

Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.

elton john by Pimpmaster Pete December 27, 2008

Elton John

1. The white ring of powder which forms around the nostril in which has been used to snort a powdered drug.

2. 'Elton John' can even be used to name the drug itself. In a non-obvious way i.e, code name to use whilst in public.

The term has absolutely no reference to Elton John (the singer), it simply originated from when a group of people were fucked on illegal substances and couldn't name the drug for obvious reasons so they came up with a completely random name to call it. Not so long after, the name spread round different groups of people and soon enough everyone was using the phrase.

1. "Oi babes look at me, yeah yeah fix your elton john, its showing."

2. -"OH SHIT I FORGOT ELTON JOHN, I FUCKING LEFT IT BACK AT HOME.... "
- "nahh for real? you're gonna have to go back man, we need him tonight we're going clubbing!"

Elton John by elton juhn June 16, 2010