Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".
"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"
"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"
"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"
by -n0n5- May 28, 2019
Get the Eisenhower Middle School mug.Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
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Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
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Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.
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There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!
Lee-yah: did what?
A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!
Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
Lee-yah: did what?
A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!
Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
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