egonomics

The Law of Egonomics states that; there is the Right Way; the Wrong Way and then there's My Way. If you don't like My Way you can hit the highway.

The Law of Egonomics apply when bad business decisions are made by Egotistical CEO's, Presidents or Managers.

by J. Allen R. September 12, 2003

egonostic

The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.


Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique

One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...

*Poof* God disappears

One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...

by C Tang January 3, 2009

Eponotic

The annoyance of a trippy fucking sound.

"That tree is eponotic!"

by ShyTron August 6, 2009

egonomics

made right to fit one's ego

This magazine news is quite egonomics to him

by allemand August 11, 2003

egonomics

the design factors of a room, usually an office, made to reduce the amount of discomfort for the person in the room

the position of his desk and computer were both ergonomically correct because they had smooth corners and good colours in which the man did not strain his eyes when looking at the objects

by chickaaa August 11, 2003

egonomics

The study of the financial ascpects of papmpering oneself.

If only I could get the egonomics of this new boutique in Beverly Hills figured out I'd be a very rich chap.

by Timus August 12, 2003

egonomics

the inability to purchase without considering what others would think.

Teens can't wipe their ass without contemplating the egonomics reactions of their toilet paper.

by roy amos August 10, 2003