effable

1. Describable in words.

2. A deliberate misuse of the standard but unrelated English word "effable" as a benign alternative to "fuckable", by replacing the root "fuck" with the phonetic sound of the letter "F".

person 1: "Becky is ineffable"

person 2: "Wow, you must really like her huh?"

person 1: "No, I meant ineffable as in not fuckable"

by monsieurpooh July 30, 2011

effair

A love affair conducted exclusively online.

Their relationship was doomed from the moment they decided to take their effair to the next level and meet in person.

by SBartlett March 12, 2007

effalump

a large individual, typically obese, whos sheer weight is enough to annoy someone.

look at that fucking effalump over there

by effalump March 18, 2022

effay

Fashionable, in style, and exquisite. Originating from the pronunciation of the Fashion board of 4chan, /fa/.

Anon 1: "Are necklaces effay on men?"

Anon 2: "Definitely not! Men who wear necklaces in public look like complete fools."

by playsco September 12, 2016

Effanineffable

Non-screwable. Used by asexuals to describe themselves.

I wish those girls would just understand what being Asexual is all about. They might want me, but Im effanineffable

by Foxy Knox November 6, 2008

effage

The act of effing someone. A mass amount of individuals being effed is known quite simply as mad effage.

I am in your base laying mad effage on your n00bs.

by Neme September 26, 2007

EFFANTHORP

A term used with great anger and frustration: Use of this term should only be used with a DEATHMETAL voice, and be sure to drag out the "THOOOOORP" portion.

"WHAT!? What do you mean you don't know how many Cat6E cables are needed.... EFFANTHORP!"

by Wombis February 11, 2021