by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013
by Fo Thugz November 15, 2006
Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.
We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.
by SteverMcGeever December 04, 2010
A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.
Dude 2: oh really? Who won?
Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?
Dude 2: oh really? Who won?
Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?
by Sparx103 May 13, 2009
a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Nick D May 05, 2003
A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 10, 2020
A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.
We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.
by HERE_WE_GO November 06, 2011