The outward appearance of exercise by someone using a certain piece of gym equipment while, in reality, that person has failed to achieve more than a resting heart rate because of a preoccupation with talking on the telephone, sending text messages, or reading.
Mary's hour-long workout on that machine in the gym was just an elliptical illusion; she talked on the phone the whole time and didn't break a sweat.
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A sex move whereby a man is having sex with a woman lying on her back while holding her legs in the air and pumping back and forth as if on a elliptical machine in the gym.
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Ben is an elliptical track star, he can't even walk by a treadmill without losing his balance and falling over.
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