Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!

Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!

Eat that with a spoon by romdo308 October 7, 2013

eat my ass with that weak shit 

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

eat my ass with that weak shit by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

So cute that I would eat you up! by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat by Ashidan April 10, 2013

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares 

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares by Average UD writer July 22, 2024