eat your pie

When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna eat her out
Aye girl let me eat your pie
by Pappichulo23 May 6, 2016
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Pie Eating Contest

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.
by cloudedview August 1, 2008
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eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving
by CCBguys November 13, 2020
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A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009
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Eat Your Own Pie

To admit your wrong, hold yourself accountable, and accept whatever consequences that may come with it.

From the movie "Thinner"

Tadzu Lempke: Gives the "White man from town" a pie that can potentially lift the curse he has put on him. (*Note* The Pie doesn't actually "lift the curse per`se" but passes it along causing a vexing but rapid death to whoever consumes it)

White Man From Town: Accepts the pie

Tadzu Lempke: "Eat Your Own Pie" and die clean, die clean White man from town; die clean.
Trump could easily "Eat His Own Pie" and end all the investigations against him for the vile, wretched, and abhorrent existence he's defiled the planet with, but instead he will lie, deceive, and prevaricate to the very end until he's painted himself into a corner he has no way out of; in which case per the blessing and demand of the vast majority of the American people Robert Mueller will shove his pie down his throat.

However it happens you will Eat Your Own Pie Trump!
by NikkiTikkiTavi February 6, 2019
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 2, 2013
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