I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. 

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini 

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini by ezeebee January 18, 2009

Wha chow and eat a baby 

Beating off a guy and swallowing his sperm.

Can be used with all gay relationships.

Andrew beats off Cody*

Andrew swallows his sperm*

And thats Wha chow and eat a baby

Wha chow and eat a baby by thatonekid101 May 24, 2009

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts by green923jade January 9, 2021

Would u rather eat a raw egg? 

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

Would u rather eat a raw egg? by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022

a place where you can eat 

Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat

a place where you can eat by geoffm June 4, 2007