Easter Bunny

An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.

On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.

by Dolphin_X April 17, 2003

easter bunny

super fucking hot stud

damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny

by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020

easter bunny

This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.

Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!

by Neil B September 19, 2008

easter bunny

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

by slap nuts May 3, 2006

Easter bunny

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.

He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

by Santa May 3, 2004

Easter bunny

The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.

Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).

All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.

by Hidatsa July 15, 2008