Eamonn

Noun. The action of doing a shit while holding a normal conversation on the phone. To successfully do an Eamonn the non-shitter must never be party to the fact that the shit is happening.

I'm going to hang up now that I've finished doing an Eamonn., I totally did an Eamonn on my boss earlier., I've got to. I'm turtling it and don't want to do an Eamonn.

by EamonnsSister December 22, 2018

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Eamonn

A kind, funny, and caring person. Often a bit too emotional, but it's kinda cute. He's liked by basically everyone, because of his kind and funny nature, he is true to himself, and he likes people who are also true to themselves. Just be nice to him, and you'll be on your way to an amazing friendship.

Boy: "Hey, did Eamonn say he would be at the basketball game?"
Girl: "Yeah, he said he would be late though"
Boy:"Oh ok, thanks!"

Another way it could be used:

Eamonn: "this candy kinda tastes weird"
Boy: "kinda like trash..."
C: "Like Eamonn"
Boy: "That was kinda mean..."
C: "Yeah... sorry Eamonn"
Eamonn *has watery eyes* "Its ok"

by hiiiiiiiiiii:) December 20, 2020

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Eamonn

A person who has a one inch chode he is a gay man that likes to eat cheese for breakfast he also wears socks in bed and has porridge as a midnight snack his mum claps when the plane lands hit him with the no u.

Look at that persons mum clapping : yeah he is a Eamonn what a gat

by Beefmonstermunchpacket November 07, 2018

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Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

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