Dweef

Dick Fart similar to a queef.

That guy smells like a dweef

by dweefer January 05, 2011

Dweef

A dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.

You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.

by Dweefhunter February 08, 2009

Dweef

You'll never know!

You'll never know what Dweef means!

by the F.O.D July 31, 2003

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Dweef

An expulsion of air from the penis, similar to a queef.

"Bro last night when I was with my girlfriend I let out a huge dweef. I hope she didn't notice."

by Dweefer3 March 09, 2019

Dweef

When you find out your dick

I just dweef in her mouth

by Bernie getthere June 05, 2017

Dweef

When someone farts in your foreskin during anal, and you pull out slowly, while pinching your foreskin closed. Slowly release the fart from your foreskin in their face. Dweef

Yo dude, I totally dweef ed in Jes's face last night! She's a dirty whore!

by Girth Dickson January 30, 2017