durp

meaning "your so fucking stupid of course!" often a synomymn with dur-da-dur and the movement of the hand meaning retard

girl#1= "does johnny like me?"
girl#2= "durp! what kind of question is that? dur-da-dur!!

by i love zavian February 08, 2010

durp

- People with curly greasy mullets are commonly referred to as "durps"

yea see that nerd over there, yea him with curly mullet, what a durp...

by Ding Chavez March 17, 2004

durp

What dumb fake hipsters say when they say derp wrong.

Person 1: Hey there, durp.
Person 2: It's derp you fucking retard. You're doing it wrong.

by YouSpelledDerpWrongDumbass July 18, 2011

durp

sudden ejaculation or owned by racial slander

that niggeer got durped on

by suk me off April 11, 2010

durp

To get drunk or high on drugs.

Bar Owner: Come on down to Joe's Tavern and get durped tonight. Three dollar high balls!
or...
Hungover guy: I was soooo durped last night.

by Caolan Garret September 15, 2013

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003

durp

Slang developed in Massively Multiplayer Online Games.
Literal tranlsation: Don't Use Role Play
Can reference something that is patently false
Can reference any sort of drama

Bathsheba: I so love you man.
Gnormous: Durp

or

Sarissa: This guy who I liked? He's like still hitting on me. And I used to like him but now I don't know? So I am asking everyone I know what I should do? What do you think?

Dharma: Durp. This is real life. Stop the drama.

by Le Elohm September 07, 2006