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drummers

The ONLY way any band or singer could ever suceed.
We hold toghether all music and are the greatest ever
We are constantly unappreciated among other musicians because our instruments look simple but take super human skill to play to a good standard.
We are never allowed to play at a band practice when other musicians are tuning/figuring out guitar/bass/synth because drums posses little ability to turn down volume but pads arn't fun and playing quietly isn't half as fun
We possibly are insane but this only aids the love we recieve from Women(apparently never happens to me) and because we play and instrument that requires hard physical work!
The hard physical work leads to mass sweating which in turn leads to mass taken off of clothes. This is part of the insaneness
There are some disadvantages
Lots of kit must be lugged everywhere
Setting up takes a while
Drums are expensive(but cool)
No appreciation from band
always at the back or back corners of the stage
Can't get up and run around
always need sticks which frequently brake

However despite this we are the greatest ever musicians and own all others because they need us! We are god like in our musicness
Guitarist"Everyone sees me at the front of the stage and notices my music and what im doing"
Drummer"No-one sees me at the back and althought my music is noticed it is behind all the other music that is going on"

However the guitarist can be replaced and although people notice the band sound the same
Replace the drummers its basically a different band because no drummer sounds the same
by sam sherwin July 16, 2007
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Drummers Block

When someone who plays the drums goes through a phase of not being able to play the particular instrument well, or not being able to write music.

Lack of Creativity
Lack of Motivation

similar to Writer's Block
"comon, lets play.. 1... 2... 3... 4...
Dude, I can't I have Drummers Block"

"I would go on the drums.. but I cant be bothered..
Hey - you've got Drummers Block"
by FelixB666XD November 22, 2009
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drummers high

After a drummer is done with a session they keep drumming on anything they can find and keep playing the beats in their head over and over again
I felt that drummers high after that jam session this morning
by Wrongster March 10, 2023
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drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.
Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"
by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011
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girl drummers

Girl drummers are girls that drum duh but don't find themselves madly in love with a guy in drum line. Who wants to be a drummer cause thats who she is at heart. Who isn't afriad of what the guys will say when shes gone or that they like her or not.
Does that girl drummer like that snare player? Nope!
by Aj February 4, 2004
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drummers cheese

the sweat build up in the crack between thigh and nut sack
"ewww dude nick has drummers cheese!"
by josh viar August 5, 2008
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girl drummers

A girl who plays the drums, but 30,000 times better than stupid meg white.
Kate Farstad from romeoarmada
by Phil Elvrum March 31, 2004
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