Drivers Ed Teacher

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.

Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher

by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009

Drivers ED

A lame class that gives teachers the excuse for killing highschoolers GPA's.

Mom: Oh how was drivers ED?
Son: Stupid just like all of their teachers.

by Bryan double C May 22, 2008

Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.

Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock

by Xero July 1, 2005

drivers window

the front drivers side window aka normal sex. when a woman is on her monthly cycle.

all of my windows are working except my drivers window.

by iqhq April 8, 2010

drivers blind

When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.

driver: Bro pass the blunt!

passenger:Here man it's roasting

Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.

by passenger117 March 30, 2011

drivers rule

The passenger with the license gets shoty no matter what.

person:i call shoty

licensed driver:no way drivers rule

by michael zdunowski August 7, 2006

Drivers Test

The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.

DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"

by stilldonthavemylicences February 24, 2011