Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.

"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

dribs and drabs

small amounts , usually added bit by bit over a long period of time

I plan to repay the whole debt with just dribs and drabs over the next two years.

by nick_g July 28, 2010

Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010

drives

The chap at the wheel -

Take me to the party please drives?

by funky66 June 11, 2007

dibesh

Dibesh starts with Di and besh with funds Di for The and Besh for BesT (dibesh = thebest )

The most luckiest and awesome person with crazy hairstyle. Too much kind and helps every one.

look at that guy trying to be cool like dibesh

by dibesh, thebest, di, besh, dib November 23, 2010

He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road

An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.

Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean

by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006