Dragonbear

A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol.

O man, here comes that Dragonbear!!!!!!!! Better get the pudding!!!!

by Pussybeard Dickmustache April 27, 2008

Dragonheart

Little n00bie who thinks that he is a god.

Dragonheart? who is Dragonheart? Someone who really sux at everything

by :) April 5, 2005

Dragonheart5961

A 14-year-old YouTuber who changes his name too much.

Person1: Hey I thought you were called Dragonheart5961 on YouTube!?
Person2: No I'm called Dargon with fancy a and o's.
Person1:Your a Dragonheart5961.

by Dragonheart5961 August 17, 2020