douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.
That guy was such a douchenozzle
by sappin mah entry December 31, 2011
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douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...
"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"
by Hanky November 12, 2002
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douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.
Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.
by Jimmy from the Ville November 09, 2010
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douchenozzle

someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.
Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.
by HighWingHarse July 20, 2009
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douchenozzle

n.
douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)
Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"

Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/
by AyameMaaka July 15, 2011
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douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....
That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.
by Bastard December 01, 2002
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douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.
Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 01, 2007
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