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Douchenozzle 

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
Douchenozzle by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009

DoucheNozzle 

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
DoucheNozzle by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle 

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.
douchenozzle by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

douchenozzle 

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.
That guy was such a douchenozzle
douchenozzle by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

douchenozzle 

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...
"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"
douchenozzle by Hanky November 12, 2002

douchenozzle 

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.
Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.
douchenozzle by Jimmy from the Ville November 10, 2010