Dooster

Something so country that no one person will believe you saw it.

Bob - "I just saw a nude man riding a tractor with a mullet."
Friend - "No way, you just want attention."
Bob - "No, seriously, it was so dooster."

by Dooster Hunter May 26, 2009

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

dooster

A word for used for everything. Can be coupled with"mc" or "rooster"

(pronouned dooosta)

"whatup you fagget mc dooster" "rooster mc dooster"

"wheres that dooster at? "

by i wanna be ANONYMOUS July 8, 2007

dooshebagel

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.

That kids a dooshebagel.

by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

Dooher

Noun- a man who has sex with many diffrent women all of them being extremly good looking.

That guy is such a dooher you stay away from him joann.

by Alfred Hitchcock sr. jr. sr. November 23, 2009

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

by Hedder01 May 22, 2018

dooster

32 ounce bottle of beer: mainly natural ice

i need to run to the store to get some doosters

by bob barklet September 4, 2006