donk

who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.

" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"

by poopfunga July 26, 2018

donk

a donkey that is crossbred with a duck

it makes a sound like a quacking ass

holy shit look at that flying donkey!!!
no thats not a flying donkey.......its a motherfucking DONK!!!!!!!!!!!

by donkbitchhoe February 01, 2009

donk

VERB. to fuck someone or something.

She's hot, I would donk her if I had the chance.

by the janice May 19, 2006

donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:

1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"

by Daniel Sanderson October 30, 2008

donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

by AAAleachy December 13, 2016

donk

a stupid person. an idiot.

oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!

I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!

by blonde_bombshell November 11, 2007

donk

1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.

I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.

by pentozali October 04, 2007