doster

To expend a great deal of effort trying to undo the unfortunate (although hilarious) consequences of one's prior outlandish actions (usually pertaining to Mr. Joseph Smith, our esteemed prophet).

Man, he'll really have to doster that comment from the lecture at BYU about his fourteen wives.

by Cornelius Vanderbilt March 16, 2007

dobster

An Australian story-teller.

Australian Slang Dictionary-
Dob (somebody) in : inform on somebody. Hence dobber, a tell-tale.

American Dictionary-
Ster:

suff.

1. One that is associated with, participates in, makes, or does: (something specified) songster.
2. One that is: youngster.

She was a real Dobster in the way she told that story.

by Elizabeth Bird February 13, 2008

Dogster

The day that the Christ-pup was raised from the dead, three days after being euthanized by Los Angeles County.

The Dog christers celebrate the holiest day of the year on Dogster Wednesday.

by Galeazzo Ciano May 19, 2018

dometers

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.

The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.

by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004

Doster

Someone who attempts to convince people that they are a decent person while in reality they are complete sociopaths. A 'doster' will do anything to squeeze into every social circle they can only to be booted as soon as they are recognized or found out. Their only permanent friends are other dosters. They will use each other up and then continue to seek refuge in other circles. Dosters attempt to gain trust, and then use that to manipulate relationships and then squeeze them for whatever they may be worth. A dosters goal in manipulating can range from valuables such as cash and drugs, and undetected passage into another social circle so that the cycle may continue.

Guy1: hey, did you see the doster that showed up at the party last night?
Guy2: yea, someone recognized them and told them to go.
Guy1: thank god. We dont need any dosters trying to infultrate our group and start all that dramatic bull.

Example 2:
Girl1: i can't believe that girl stole my ipod and cash after i let her crash at my pad!
Girl2: I told you she was a doster.

Girl1: i really thought she was trust worthy!
Girl2: everyone does at some point. Thats why shes a doster!

by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

dormstering

Claiming discarded but usable items left behind by college students at the end of the semester.

I went dormstering on main campus last night and found three boxes of tea and five textbooks!

by frozenskye May 5, 2009

dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning

ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!

by little RR king April 10, 2011