Dolphins 

another name for smokes(ciggarates) used as a secret code in front of elderly people and other smoke blockers. especially parents and family.

lets go for a Dolphins bro.. muhahahha they dont know what the f*** we r on about.

Dolphins by KOB69 September 24, 2011

Dolphins 

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

Dolphins by Oscar September 13, 2004

dolphins 

somebody who has a really bad speech impediment and you cant understand at all

Brandon and Johny are both dolphins!

dolphins by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

dolphins 

they are so stupid the get caught in those fishing nets all the time

dolphins by Eric Cartman August 15, 2003

DOLPHINS 

Pure epicness. No other animal beats them. You hurt them I hurt you. 🐬 EPIC

dolphins are more epic then you will ever be

DOLPHINS by dolphinn January 25, 2022

Dolphins 

Gay sharks.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Dolphins by Kutsinta November 9, 2012

Dolphins 

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

Dolphins by dolfagphin August 6, 2010