Dolphin Dick

When you already have fish dick and have sex with someone after that. A really smelly dick. Easier to obtain if uncircumcised.
Friend #1: Man, I can't wait to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie chick on Friday night gave me fish dick and then fucking the raver girl Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.

Ex: 2
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.
by GucciMan February 09, 2012
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Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!
by Irish Diesel October 04, 2020
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Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole
Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.
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