by TheMikeD July 28, 2006
A fuck slut that gets treated to a lavish Mickey D's Food Fest as either a reward or an advance for sexual relations. Rules are quite simple: 1. Sex 2. More sex 3. Dollar Menu (5 items or less). The order of these rules is irrelevant, but each must be completed and the 5 items or less caveat keeps a bitch in check.
"I saw Bert at the McDonald's drive thru with some random."
"He fucked her?
"She's a Dollar Menu Bitch. She either got it, is getting it, or both."
"Wonder if she'll get a salad?"
"It'll get tossed."
"He fucked her?
"She's a Dollar Menu Bitch. She either got it, is getting it, or both."
"Wonder if she'll get a salad?"
"It'll get tossed."
by MRDURDEN February 23, 2014
Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
by Lilnug111 August 10, 2006
Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
by Joe Boxer @UCF February 09, 2011
by Jf510 April 17, 2014
A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.
by Dollar menu dicks June 06, 2009