When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
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Noun. Also "Dollar Store Dud".
A term used to describe a cheap item bought from a cheap store, online or offline, that is defective or doesn't work. Usually refers to items that contain multiple pieces, such as batteries or balloons, and are halfway expected to contain at least one abnormal unit.
A term used to describe a cheap item bought from a cheap store, online or offline, that is defective or doesn't work. Usually refers to items that contain multiple pieces, such as batteries or balloons, and are halfway expected to contain at least one abnormal unit.
Dave: "What the fuck? I bought like 3 packages of AA batteries at the dollar store and 4 of them didn't even work. Bullshit man."
Tyler: "Well, you should have expected some dollar duds in there considering how cheap they were."
Tyler: "Well, you should have expected some dollar duds in there considering how cheap they were."
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Get the million dollar dream mug.A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
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Get the Dollar Dollar Bill mug.a "don dollar" is a person who walks in the room with the biggest money simillar to the jamacian term "don dadda" which means biggest boss. Tha Don Dollar Drastic is a red hot rapper from Atlanta, GA
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