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Doghead

An insult popularised in Australia by rugby league identity and tabloid reporter Paul Kent. It's a final-boss level retort used to display dominance in a one-on-one confrontation between combatants not known to each other.
You shit-talked me when you walked past, dog act. I'm standing here bro, standing here right now... doghead!!!
by Egg Chomper June 14, 2024
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Dothead Store

A convenience store where you cannot purchase gas but you can get cheap blunts and porn DVD's.
Wabez- Hey man I'm going to run to the dothead store to pick up some Swishers..do you need anything?

Snizz- Na, I'm straight..
by Wabezz March 16, 2009
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doyhead

Someone who lacks intelligence.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Johnny thought Paris was the capital of England. He's such a "doyhead".
by PennyHollywood January 18, 2011
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Donghead

A person that makes dumb decisions, generally of the male gender, that annoys the people surrounding them.
"It's always hard to find a sweet boy because the boys our age are dongheads"
by Anonymous.intellectual June 15, 2017
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Pissy Dothead

Member of the Ohio piss loving club who, much like his partners, enjoys drinking cow piss and shit 24/7 without contributing a damn thing to society.
Example 1:
"She is such a pissy dothead."

Example 2:
"Oh, for fucks sake another stall occupied by a pissy dothead."
by cockgargler3 August 25, 2022
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dothead

a term for a Hindu person with a Bindi (jewel on the forehead). Often associated with India.
Person 1: "So I called tech support and got an Indian.."
Person 2: "Wait, were they a dothead or featherhead?"
Person 1:"A dothead."
by SeriouslyYourMomIsSoHot September 8, 2011
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Dog head

Dog head
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
"Put on that dog head and woof like JJ!"

"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"

GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"

"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
by jewishladyfriend March 17, 2009
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