dog's breakfast

This is what a dog eats for breakfast. Probably a bonio.

DOn't eat all the bonios. theyre for the dog's breakfast

by moomin21 June 18, 2004

a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).

Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!

by K & K FAN August 7, 2006

Dog's Breakfast

The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.

How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?

by J Mulkeen December 9, 2008

Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

Corn Dog Breakfast

When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.

My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023