dog's breakfast

when something is done in a very poor manner it is said to be a dogs breakfast

you have made a complete dog's breakfast of this

by frankie fester April 8, 2006

dog's leg

A large erect penis

Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

dog's bowl

Act of eating snatch

I really got stuck into the dog's bowl and she loved it!

by Jlanks November 6, 2013

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

by Schgot April 22, 2011

dog's bollocks

(UK) Slang for something that is the cremé-de-la-creme, the leader in it's field

"My car's engine is the dog's bollocks."

by - August 4, 2002