My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
by mikethejerk March 29, 2017
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by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017
Get the dirty horseshoe sandwich mug.Ironically enough, dirt sandwich can mean just about any positive word you can think of. Some synonyms would include awesome, cool, amazing, legit, bodacious, etc. Also, if you're in a rush and want to define something as any of these words, "dirt" is an appropriate abbreviation to dirt sandwich. This word is best used in a louder than normal voice, and when typing it is most appropriate to type it in all CAPS.
I could a 100 on my last Biochemistry test...DIRT SANDWICH.
That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.
Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)
That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.
Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)
by Captain Dirt September 23, 2009
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on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.
"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"
"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.
"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"
"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"
by Scotty900 August 5, 2009
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by The Dirty Sandwhich November 7, 2007
Get the dirty sandwhich mug.A sandwich that consists of a baked potatoe and a chicken breast. Yup, that's it, a dry ass potatoe and chicken sandwich that tastes like dirt.
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