Dirty Andrew

When you're jerking off and blow a load on the carpet, but to avoid getting in trouble you blame it on the dog.

My mom saw my load on the carpet. Luckily I pulled a Dirty Andrew and she punished the dog.

by Bitwcmpunk434 February 16, 2022

Dirty Andrew

A full grown ass tween, that looks like a lesbian tennis player. Thinks girls are "Icky". Never seen a vagina with the lights on in real life. See also: Cake Boy, or Midnight Golfer.

Wanted to go to the gentleman's club, but naked girls make Dirty Andrew want to write his congressman.

by NeverBeAnAndrew June 18, 2020