Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.

Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!

by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010

Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

dirty desousa

A dirty sanchez followed by a slap across the face

Glenn from next door just gave yasmin a dirty desousa on the drive way now she's got a pooey nose bleed all over the lot.

by RodnizzleUperkizzle February 17, 2009

dirty desert dogs

A small group of elite young men that grew up in the deserts of the far west texas town of El Paso. Tracking and stocking military convoys in order to obtain various munitions, mre's, and other tools or equiptment left behind by military personnel. This elite group also enjoys enjoys basking in the hot sun while drinking warm dark beer from a left over keg, while daring each other to be the first to drink liquid rat!

We waited behind the tall mesquite for the 2 communication antenna to go down. Dirty desert dogs..... Move in!!!!

by wrfjax October 23, 2019

dirty deshay

A sexual beast in bed, a dick size of 9 inches, dominant and confident during sex

Oh my fuck, dirty Deshay, your dick is so big

by Your stepfather November 21, 2021

Dirty DeSantis

When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.

Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!

by hXcboyandhiscape September 5, 2021

Dirty Desiree

Its when your screwing a chick from behind then you slap her in the face, punch her in the shin, and teabag her mom at the same time. (She's so trashy she invited her mom to come watch her fuck) all while listening to weird dubstep with the bass all the way up. You stick your dick in her mouth for an indefinite period of time. You Jack off in her ear, then finish in her nose. Finally you crap on her doorstep, steal her crackrocks and run away completely naked screaming "I am not a whore" by LMFAO

Ex. Dude I just gave that Desiree Brown chick a dirty Desiree it felt really messed up and extremely satisfying

Ex. Desiree Brown

by mexican taco sandwich December 16, 2011