Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

Dirt Road Romeo

A guy who likes the have sex with other guys.

Hey thilly, Leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a THcruptious Dirt Road Romeo.

by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Dirt Road Accent

A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.

"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.

by cream_dreamz February 22, 2013

Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty

Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.

by Dusty August 14, 2017

Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

by Partridge October 19, 2021

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022