by shaun f O. January 9, 2008
Get the dirkmug. by dirkem May 22, 2005
Get the dirkmug. To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.
1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!
by dangerous77 December 9, 2008
Get the dirkmug. a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.
by kaska April 13, 2007
Get the dirkmug. by jingle man September 28, 2009
Get the dirkmug. adj. used to describe a person, it is a combination of jerk and dork telling the person that they are both stupid and an asshole, while making you sound pretty smart.
by Caitlin (Cindy) December 4, 2007
Get the dirkmug. A useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. They very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. Large congregations are found around the LA area.
"The only thing my brother had to do today was feed the dog, and he couldn't even do that. What a dirk."
by ha dle August 28, 2014
Get the dirkmug.