dirk

a person who is acting like a douche and a jerk.
quit being such a dirk. or dude, your a dirk.
by shaun f O. December 26, 2007
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the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk
"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."
by dirkem May 21, 2005
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To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.
1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!
by dangerous77 January 07, 2007
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a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.
Dude, his dick is a total dirk, actually, he's just gay.
by kaska April 09, 2007
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1. Somebody who likes to screw men in the shower with the lights turned off.
A. Dude Graham and Kamil totally dirked off last night.

B. Yeah I know! What a couple of dirks!
by jingle man September 28, 2009
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adj. used to describe a person, it is a combination of jerk and dork telling the person that they are both stupid and an asshole, while making you sound pretty smart.
stop singing the theme song to american idol, you dirk!!!
by Caitlin (Cindy) November 10, 2007
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A useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. They very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. Large congregations are found around the LA area.
"The only thing my brother had to do today was feed the dog, and he couldn't even do that. What a dirk."
by ha dle August 29, 2014
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