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Dinglebytes

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.
Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.
by Kikima April 1, 2020
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Mr. DingleBurg

Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.
Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l
by Mel-May-Ham May 17, 2009
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Finglebutt

When she wants you to finger her jiggly butt
Michael:dude how did it go with Marrissa last night?
Jamie:she wanted me to finglebutt her!

Michael:how did that go?
Jamie: it was awesome
by Finglebutter June 23, 2016
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dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.
Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....
by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009
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Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.
Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!
by BMBZ August 12, 2011
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dingletuft

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.
Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.
by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003
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