dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop

Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet

by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012

Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.

Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.

by greggims December 30, 2011

dingleberry soup

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

dingleberry shotgun

The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear

Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!

by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009

Dingleberry Shortcake

DingleberryShortcake is the name of a rock music band in central Pennsylvania which covers other bands.

Dingleberry Shortcake will play at a tavern in Hershey, PA on August 29, 2008.

by AshburnStadium October 12, 2008