Diner Hot

Kinda sloppy... Kinda trashy... Cigarettes and eye liner. Like the one girl working at Waffle House who still has most of her teeth.

What do you think of that chick over there with her ass hangin out of her shorts? She's diner hot. I'd still do it.

by 8 Dollars April 15, 2019

Diner Rat

Diner Rat, unlike the similar but deragatory diner whore is usually used by the deziens of the diner to describe themselves. Often found in New Jersey where there is really nothing else to do, except go to the diner. Diner Rats all tend to know the other diner rats from their respective diners. Often there is a form of heriarchy based on how long a "rat" has been going to the diner or how often they are there.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.

Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.

Diner Rat 1: Why are we always here?
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.

Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.

by Kei Crimsonfang September 19, 2008

diner food

food from a dinner, ie mozzarella sticks and milkshakes, close to but not to be confused with junk food, such as chips and candy

Mihir: What's diner food?
Sam: Food from a diner fOoL

by RacistBiraciality July 20, 2018

Diner Dash

To take someone to diner, have sex with them in the restaurant, and then leave them with the check.

I thought that we were going bowling, but instead, he diner dashed me all over the table.

by BoyBlueBash October 24, 2009

diner whore

n., a person that only hangs out in diners, morning noon and night. usually they resign in new jersey

"omg, lets go to the diner tonight"
"but we were there last night, this morning and about 3 hours ago"
"so lets go again"
"no, stop being a diner whore"

by ayLin August 30, 2008

diner's club

An outdated credit card.

The 95-year-old tried to pay for his denture paste with a diner's club.

by Armitando August 6, 2007

diner pet

A homunculus made by adding the sugar found on tables at diners to the jelly packets. Thus becoming sentient beings to be kept.

"Whoa, look at that Apple jelly diner pet!"

by Younkerskfkdks December 23, 2022