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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.
e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."
by true_datt October 7, 2013
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law of diminishing returns

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.
Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Dominie

A young and supple woman with beautiful locks of golden hair. However, when annoyed, her face seems to transform into that of an ogre, this mostly occurs when her brother comes into her field of vision...

She's also hella popular wit da boiizzz, and is constantly receiving love letters from her admirers.

Dominie generally has the temperament of a turtle on a particularly grey and blustery day.

She is likened to the beauty of the Greek Goddess Athene, yet she unfortunately has one flaw, namely a large and weapy ingrown toenail.
Ew whats that on your foot? ... Oh, just a Dominie toe .. well, its gross
by hotsexybeast May 13, 2011
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Diminimous

The crime was diminimous
by diminimous believer June 12, 2011
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dimini

Dimini is a name for a badass slavic russian mafia boss who only plays csgo.
Hey that guy is a Dimini
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Dominiek

A very beautifull guy
With his heart on the right place
Who oftens says things he doesnt mean like that

Just because hes mad
Hes such an dominiek
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