Disfold

A new expression to describe the vast array of new phenomenological experiences that may arise as a direct result of using a digital device. In short, those glitches, bloppers that happen as result of using some sort of tech gadget. "Butt Dialing" someone is considered a 'Disfold.'

The randomness of drop calls. Starting a text but a phone calls comes through, your on the phone so long, you forget to send the text. Shattered smartphone screen, "that person is outside of the coverage area," yet they're not, phone/tablet/game console freezes- these are but a few examples of 'having a disfold.'

Disfoldication- the study of this new phenom.

by Mizzle Jizzle August 20, 2013

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dikfore

The word "dikfore" is used to entrap it's subject into falling for a joke. It can be used in many different contexts, but always produces a similar outcome, or punchline. The word Dikfore is usually mentioned nonchalantly in a sentence, or statement as to evoke the reaction, "Whats a dikfore?" from it's listning audience. The word Dikfore when spoken, sounds like "Dick For". So this word ultimately forces it's test subject to mutter a question such as,"What is dikfore?", sounding to it's listners as, "What is dick for?" It's up to the jokester to decide what their answer will be.

Brian: "Man, I can't believe all the dikfores around here!"
Phil: "What the hell is a dikfore?"
Brian: "Well, I guess in your case, it's for sucking, faggot."

by Brian Press December 28, 2007

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Dikdo

1. The mixture of a dick and dildo.

2. A mold of one's dick.

3. Chopping off an erect mans penis thus having a dildo instead.

Girl 1: IM HORNY AHHHHHH

Girl 2: Yo girl you gotta holla at a dikdo. FUCKS MY SHIT UP!!

by bumblebee booty April 18, 2009

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dickfor

A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition.

e.g.
John: Dude, you're a dickfor.
Adam: What's a dickfor?
John: Ha! You don't know what a dick's for?
(John continues laughing uncontrollably)

by Matt T. February 9, 2004

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Dakfor

A way to get people to ask what a dak is for. A dak is a penis. See Penis.

Adam: "You are such a dakfor!"
Dylan: "What's a dakfor?"
Adam: "Bend over and I'll show you."

by Dylan Jeffery January 11, 2009

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Diaforetsynobia

The fear of when mammals of different species like each other or have sexual relations with each other. Diaforet, originated from the Greek word diaforetikós (different) and the Greek word syntrofos (mate). Combination refers to the overall phobia of different mates. So yeah, this word is the official phobia for inter-species relationships.

I was appalled and exhibited great Diaforetsynobia when I found out who my roommate was dating.

by Legoaustin11 January 25, 2017

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