A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
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Notable albums include:
Irony Is A Dead Scene (Written with Mike Patton, need I say more?)
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Notable albums include:
Irony Is A Dead Scene (Written with Mike Patton, need I say more?)
Calculating Infinity
Miss Machine
Seriously, check them out. I would recommend the songs "34% Burnt", "Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants", "Pig Latin", "The Running Board", "Sugar Coated Sour" and their version of Aphex Twins hit "Come To Daddy" is amazing.
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