Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

digiorno's

A brand of frozen pizza sold in numerous varieties. The makers claim it to be—although it clearly is not—as good as delivered, pizzeria pizza. This causes many people to overreact and become angry at the blasphemous attempts to achieve that level of taste. When a rational perspective is achieved, one can realize: It’s a fuckin’ good frozen pizza to eat when I’m baked as a potato.

“It’s not delivery; it’s DiGiorno's.” Shut it up, you. Make me a pizza.

by B-Dubs October 2, 2006

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it DiGiorno or is it delivery

Hey have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009