dickwife

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"

This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.

by Kettugasm February 23, 2011

Dickwicker

When a girl is dating one guy but wants the other guys dick.

Person1: I heard she's dating Johnny!
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker

by thatrandomunicorn May 13, 2014

dickbuffer

noun, a fag,a homosexual, one who polishes dicks

Look at this guy, he is a real dickbuffer.

by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004