Dicktoris

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick

Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.

by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.

Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021

dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.

What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?

by EvCrock September 5, 2017

dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

by graymalkin May 7, 2009

Dickopause

The process a man goes through when losing his Penis, This is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. Fear not only lasts 4 months. If it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just Dickopaus.

Jamie - "Man my boyfriend is being an ass i think he's going through Dickopause."

Sherry - "Oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year."

by Rice Krizpy November 21, 2010

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005