Dicksplacement

Where a man's penis (and/or testis) are placed in an awkward position thus straining it and causing him discomfort.

"Nah mate I don't think you should buy those jeans they look a bit tight."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."

by Woody1990 November 16, 2009

Dickscluded

When, as a woman, you are surrounded by men talking about sexual things you can not relate to.

Bob: I freaking love getting blowjobs
Rick: man me too
Shellie: feeling a little dickscluded over here guys

by MazelTozz January 25, 2017

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

displode

short for "done exploded"

My Gawd, that tank is about to displode!

by Bubba Gump May 9, 2003

dickspiders

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.

Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.

by whitto April 9, 2008

displode

To explode.

Ohh my God that caw got so hot it disploded.

by Beau "The Goat" May 9, 2003