dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dickphobe

Irrational fear or contempt for homosexual men.

Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.

by Puds Hair February 10, 2006

dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

by OICU812 September 12, 2008

dickplowed

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

Dickpocalypse

To enter a chat room or private message and rain down an avalanche of dick pics upon a deserving bully infested room or person who bullies others

Mark was being a racist dick so we launched a dickpocalypse upon his room

by KER show February 1, 2015