dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

Dickslinger

The version of "sword fighting" with 2 or more gay cowboys in assless chaps.

We were riding the trails on horseback and came across a few dickslingers.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 18, 2020

dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...

He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!

by Jean S, January 16, 2008

Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023