Dicksicle

An object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it. It is a combination of dick and popsicle and it is for women who either do not want a dildo or who have a fetish for cold, hard things.

I used a dicksicle last night because I broke my dildo.

by h0tb!tch754 August 10, 2010

dicksicle

when your penis is cold.

Putting my hand down my pants I felt that I had a dicksicle.

by WLC (We Like Cock) August 16, 2008

dicksicle

a really annoying person. also, a jerk. a negative term, usually used to describe men. similar to the terms dick, dickhead, dickweed, and jackass

Can you believe that teacher gave us a pop quiz?!

I know man!! What a dicksicle!

by Razzle G December 29, 2007

dicksicle

when your dick gets really cold to where it hurts really bad.

Man you have a dicksicle because its so cold.

by rockingchevy August 14, 2016

montar en dickicleta

Holding intercourse with the dick intaker riding the dick of the dick giver, all while in the process of riding a bike.

Yo, did you see those teenagers montar en dickicleta in the parking lot?

by Thicky with a Dicky May 23, 2018

chocolate dicksicle

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.

I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.

by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011